LOL omg this WoW gamer doesnt know what his girlfriend giving head means?!?! noobcake

New Year Resolution for 2011

New Year Resolutions for the Year 2011:

1)Study harder and get better results (Hopefully my grades will become all DID and above)
2)Maintain my physical fitness or improve my fitness level (Better IPPT results)
3)Don't spend so much money (In year 2010, I think i spent too much)
4)Stop goofing around so much
5)Stop being irritating to my friends or slowly decrease until stop

Hmm thats all I can think of for now lol.. sitting at home in front of my laptop on New Year's eve when most people are outside at some New Year Countdown party thingy.. Emo pie =(

WoW or Girlfriend?

Recently, my brother asked me what happened to 'Cheesepielol'. Cheesepielol is my friend's (Valdric's) character on World of Warcraft (WoW). The last time I asked him how come he this few weeks never play, he said he was busy working hence the lack of time to play. But I just told my brother, maybe his girlfriend banished him from WoW.

So I asked my brother what he would do if next time his girlfriend asks him to dont play WoW, he replied 'I dont know'. Haha. Then later he asked me back the same question, and I answered 'Then I guess I will probably stop playing WoW lo'. I mean like WoW aint really a big deal or addictive thingy to me. Im probably just using it as a source to kill time during the holidays or during my free time. If you had ask me to choose girlfriend or WoW, I would rather choose girlfriend but the point is, I dont have a girlfriend. Haha then I remembered some of the funny videos on Youtube that I watched before about girlfriends deleting WoW characters/accounts of their boyfriends etc.. Here is one of the videos I remembered watching and literally LMAO at it:



Here is another video of this guy's mother deleting his account:



I mean I probably wouldnt do that to my laptop or computer if my girlfriend (if i had one) deleted my WoW account but if she asks me to stop playing to spend time with her or something, I guess I would stop playing.

Do I have the 5Cs?

Recently, while on a JB shopping trip with my mother, uncle and my cousin, my uncle and my mother suddenly talked about the 5Cs and stuff. They said that guys nowadays if no 5C, no girl/woman will even like you. Then I thought to myself out of the 5Cs, how many do I have?

Credit Card - Nope
Condo - Nope (I dont live in a condo so nope)
Country Club - Nope (I believe Singapore Swimming Club doesn't count as a country club)
Cash - Nope, savings going to be depleted
Car - Nope (Now COE so high, probably take me many many years before I own my own car)

Maybe this partially explains why I'm still single, cause I dont even have a single C! I'm pretty useless man. I lived for 21 years but I havent even come close to obtaining a single C.

IPPT looks bleak

I will be taking my IPPT on next tuesday 21st december 2010. Initially, my goal was of course to try and get gold. However, after recent training disruptions due to the rainy weathers, I wasn't consistent in my running/jogging trainings and I know more or less trying to get below 9min45secs for the test on 21st Dec 2010 is impossible. Furthermore, when I went to the gym this evening, after doing some weight lifting, my muscles felt weak, powerless. This is seriously a bad sign man.. I dont know if I can even manage to do 10pull ups for the test.

Overdemanding Parents

My parents are seriously overdemanding man.. Whats wrong with getting credit for my grades? At least I managed to pass my modules right.. Just cause I got 2 credit, they keep saying I play too much or watch too much drama/anime. My mother even went so far to say got 2 credit because I thinking of dating or maybe secretly dating someone. Seriously man... I'm still single and currently nobody wants me =( .

Initially, I thought only my mother was overdemanding since I told her I got 2HDH and 2CRC for my this semester modules and she started interrogating me why got 2 CRC. Then she started blaming me for playing too much games or watching too much drama and anime. After that she drifted even further saying maybe because I keep thinking of someone or trying to date someone. Please la, even if I'm thinking of anyone I should be able to manage my time and there is no way im dating anyone cause I'm irritating in everyone's eyes. So after that I just thought that maybe its just my mother who is overdemanding, but who knows while eating dinner, my dad asked me for my results and after I told him, he say 'See lah.. play too much already' .. I was literally :O ... They must be crazy man, they expect all my grades to be DID or HDH. GG.com ttm man. I wonder if any of my friends parents are as demanding as mine.. Haiz what a sad life I got..

2nd DEC exam results come out?

I heard many of my friends saying SIM RMIT exam results are going to be released on 2nd December. I cant seem to find the message or notice or alert that they apparently gave us to notify us of our exam result release date. Now theres a part of me that cant wait to find out about my exam results but another part of me that is scared that I will be disappointed with my results.. haiz.. hopefully my friends and I will do well/pass for our exams and at least meet our own expectations.. Good Luck everyone

The weather this few days have been pretty bad.. I always do my runs/jogs in teh evening and the rain always seems to come in the evenings, messing up my training regime. Hope I can still managed to get a silver timing for my upcoming IPPT test on 21 Dec 2010 at Khatib FCC.

USELESS

While other people are working, earning money during the holidays, I am rotting at home.. I feel so useless. Why did I reject the IRAS job offer man.. I'm such a fool..

Now, I got no income, weight is ballooning, eyesight worsening because of the long hours in front of the computer. Sigh

Recently, I applied for a job at IRAS. However, when they called me, I told them I wasn't interested in the job.. partly because I was lazy and also partly because I thought I could just lower my spending expenditure so the need to work wouldnt be there. But suddenly, theres so many stuff that I need to buy..

Buy List:
Running shoes (current one mouth opening liao)
WoW expansion : Cataclysm (coming out on 7dec)
New clothes (since I put on tons of weight, need to get alot of new clothes that can fit my upsized body)
Shoes (my current converse shoes... lol I wore for like 1year and few months already)
Haircut (my hair is so messy and thick now)
And many more..

GG..

Super Pissed with my brother

Yesterday night, my brother asked me to help him download 'How I Met Your Mother' season 6 torrent before I went to bed. I logged him his account on my laptop and then went to the internet explorer to search for the torrent. While I was typing on the phone i accidentally pressed the 'j' button and on the url there, usually they show you a few website urls that start with J and one of them was one of the porn sites I go when I got nothing to do. I was damn fking pissed with this man. I specifically told my brother to keep the laptop clean and any porn surfing should be done on the computer(desktop) and not on MY LAPTOP! How could he corrupt the chastity of my laptop.. RAWR

Today my mother suddenly asked me for my opinion who I think is like pretty among the girls I know in SIM. This was our little conversation:

Mum: among your SIM girl friends, who you think is pretty
Chris: huh? how would i know, i go school to study only
Chris: I only focus on my notes and textbook, never look at girls one
Mum: dont bluff la, confirm at least got see abit on. (in hokkien)
Chris: Dont have la, I now dont even have enough time to study to get your HD liao you still think I will go look at girls meh?
Chris: you all xin xin ku ku pay for me school fees to study, I will try my best not to screw it up one but no gurantees.. haiz..
Chris: so thats why i go school, only look at notes and study, never look at girls one.

Exam tips Disclaimer

Disclaimer: Regarding the exam tips for law and econs, i happened to find them while looking through my notes. Should you focus your studies only on those listed, Chris will not be liable. Anyway, good luck on the upcoming exams. JIAYOU!

LAW exam tips

I also found this while its regarding comm law

Exam:
Chapter 5: Terms (Very Important)
-Conditions, Warranty, Innominate Terms
-Exemption Clause [Focus on 5-404]

Chapter 6: Vitiating Factors
-Incapacity
-Illegality
-Misrepresentation [Highest probability]
-Mistake

Chapter 7: Discharge
-Focus on Breach, Frustration (More important)

Chapter 8: Remedies
-Hadley v Baxendale (pg 210)
-Victoria Laundry (Windsor) Ltd v Newman Industries Ltd (pg 212)
-Mitigation (pg 213)
-Anglia Television Ltd v Reed (pg 216)

Chapter 18: Negligence [Pg 497-523]
-Duty of Care:
Donoghue v Stevenson (pg 498)
Spandeck v DSTA [Spandeck Test] (pg 503)
Diagram 18C (pg 504)
-Breach of Duty
-Resulting Damage
Basically all of negligence is important, even the negligent mistatement part.

ECONS Exam Guide

While flipping through my notes, I found this..

Exam Format:
Qn 1 : PPF
Qn 2: Demand & Supply (All markets)
Qn 3: Equilibrum, Income Multiplier, AD/AS, Adjustments, MPC,MPS, Ke, Kt
Qn 4: Fiscal/Monetary Policy
Qn 5: Any topic in the syllabus

Hope it helps

The Reason why I'm Fat

This is the reason why I am fat, look at how much I ate for dinner =/

Chicken Teppanyaki

Fish N Chips

A very Salmon dinner

22 October 2010:
Had my dinner at Singapore Swimming Club tonight and my dinner had alot of salmon in it.. Haha I <3 Salmon

Salmon Fettuccine in Cream Sauce

Sake Maki (Salmon Rice Roll)

'Just the way you are' - Chrisying69's Version

Haha I went to change some of the words of the Chorus of 'Just the way you are' (Bruno Mars) when I got bored.. :

When I see your tits
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause they're amazing
Just the size they are
And when they bounce,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause they're amazing
Just the size they are.

Haha.. LOL

Okay playtimes over time to get back to studying for the exams

Pizza Hut Dinner

18 October 2010:
As the Swimming Club had some staff function thingy and was closed, my parents bo bian cannot go Singapore Swimming Club so they decided to have lunch somewhere near home. We walked out and had Pizza Hut for dinner at Siglap there and tried the 7 Cheese pizza thingy.

The 7 Cheese Pizza thingy. If you noticed a bump on each slice, thats where the 7 cheese are concentrated on I think.

The Summer berries (Strawberry) drink that came with the 7 Cheese pizza set

Emerald Sparkle (Green Apple) that also came with the 7 Cheese Pizza set

After pizza hut, my mother wanted to go NTUC to buy some fruits and stuff. I had this mini conversation with her such that I had some benefits accompanying them to NTUC.

Me: Sian, I forgot to bring the house key out.
Mother: Ai ya, just go NTUC awhile only.
Me: You choose the fruits confirm more than 30mins one. My precious study time all gone by then. Unless, you buy Ice cream Ben N Jerry de.
Mother: Okay lo since got offer.

And so, we headed to NTUC after Pizza Hut.

My mama saw this powerveggies and fruit drink. I was quite turned off by the outside packaging cause got alot of veggies I dont like one but surprisingly the juice tasted okay.

And my incentives for going NTUC Ben&Jerry's Strawberry Cheesecake and Chocolate Macadamia

Debbie's 21st Birthday Celebration - 9 October 2010

Some of the photos took with Debbie, the birthday girl :

Chris + Deb

Dickson + Deb

Zhitang + Deb

Bastian with the B-balloon print on his stomach and Debbie

James with balloon under his shirt and Debbie

Dick, Zhitang, Me, Debbie, Bastian and James all with balloon under our shirts except Debbie

My balloon being poked by Debbie

My balloon being caressed by Debbie